God help us we’re 11 weeks into the NFL season and not a single coach has been fired. How is this even possible? The Coach Ineptitude Rankings grew out of frustration at the state of coaching the NFL and sheer number of men absolutely horrible at their jobs. The fact that I’m still counting down 10 coaches is nothing short of an outrage.
An a side note, not only is Jim Caldwell not on this week’s list, but neither is Mike Mularkey and the chances of that happening was just astronomical. But then Mularkey’s Titans got the biggest win of his life over the Packers and there’s no way to keep him on the list this week with the rest of these 10 worthless losers still in the NFL. So congratulations, Mike. Enjoy your week off. You’ll be back.
10. Rex Ryan, Buffalo Bills
A bye week and Rex actually goes down a spot. It always helps me forget how shitty a coach you are when I don’t actually have to watch you coach.
9. Mike McCoy, San Diego Chargers
After a month of solid performances, McCoy’s Chargers again found a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Philip Rivers takes a lot of blame for this one, which is why McCoy isn’t ranked higher.
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8. Todd Bowles, New York Jets
Todd Bowles was one of the most excited head coaches in football last year. Now he’s one of the most exciting head coaches in football for your team to face. Losing to Jeff Fisher and the Rams last week, at home, is absolutely inexcusable.
7. John Fox, Chicago Bears
Fox has been stuck with a horrible roster for the last couple of years, but his coaching, especially this season, doesn’t seem to be helping. He won’t get fired, but anything short of a complete turnaroud in year three probably ends his head coaching career for good.
#Bears stat: It took Marc Trestman 14 games to reach 8 wins. It took John Fox 24.
— Patrick Finley (@patrickfinley) November 15, 2016
6. Marvin Lewis, Cincinnati Bengals
At the beginning of the season I said that Marvin Lewis shouldn’t be fired. He’s been working hard since Week One to prove me wrong.
5. Mike McCarthy, Green Bay Packers
McCarthy was outcoached by Mike Mularkey last Sunday that not only did it help Mularkey escape the list he was put on this Earth to be on, but should have resulted in McCarthy getting fired before he could even set foot on the team bus from the stadium.
and we're not even talking about a great coach. we're talking about mike mccarthy. https://t.co/PqJEESuIEF
— bomani (@bomani_jones) November 18, 2016
4. Jeff Fisher, Los Angeles Rams
I’m sure Jeff Fisher found the smell of his own farts intoxicating after an absolutely despicable 9-6 win over the Jets. Hopefully the Miami Dolphins well end this nightmare Sunday. Fisher (or maybe owner Stan Kroenke) made the call to start Jared Goff this week. Let’s hope, for Goff’s sake, he shits the bed against the Dolphins Sunday.
Looks like Jeff Fisher had to wait for the holiday season to begin before …
[sunglasses]
… he went to Jared.
[walks into traffic]— matt ufford (@mattufford) November 15, 2016
3. Hue Jackson, Cleveland Browns
After making a late appearance on the list, Jackson is shooting up it like a rocket. I liked this hire in the offseason and didn’t place the blame on him for their struggles the first eight weeks of the season. Then I actually watched them play. If Jackson’s playcalling was any more ass Kanye West would ask it to marry him.
#Browns Hue Jackson on losing to his AFC North peers: "They better enjoy it now. It's not going to be like this forever.''
— Mary Kay Cabot (@MaryKayCabot) November 17, 2016
2. Chip Kelly, San Francisco 49ers
Kelly has to look at some of these jobs that will open in the NCAA and see a giant, parachute. A parachute covered in Krispy Kreme donuts. Luckily for the 49ers, they should still have a legitimate shot at a good quarterback in the 2017 draft. Which is pretty damn unlucky for whatever poor schulb they pick.
1. Gus Bradley, Jacksonville Jaguars
Each week Gus Bradley keeps his job, seemingly in defiance of God’s will. Maybe try firing the offensive coordinator again? Here are some fun Gus Bradley facts. 1. Bradley is 1-9 in the opening month of the season. Bradley’s own assistant coach, Doug Marrone won 15 games as the head coach of the Buffalo Bills for two seasons. Bradley has won 14 games in four seasons with the Jaguars.
Gus Bradley: 14-43 career record as Jaguars Head Coach. #ugh pic.twitter.com/3GsrXEYcie
— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) November 14, 2016
Receiving votes: Jim Caldwell (Detroit Lions), Chuck Pagano (Indianapolis Colts), Mike Mularkey (Tennessee Titans), Mike Zimmer (Minnesota Vikings)
