Seattle comes into tonight’s game with a real shot at starting the season 0-2. There’s good news for the Seahawks, though. I picked the Green Bay Packers to win and if my Sunday is any indication, not only will Seattle destroy them, but Aaron Rodgers’ entire right arm will fall off and roll into the nearest sewer. It’s been that kind of day.
The Packers owe the Seahwks, not only for last year’s NFC Championship choke-job, but the replacement ref fiasco from a couple of years before. Aaron Rodgers, in revenge games, usually shows up more Inspector Clouseau and less Django Unchained.
We’ll see if his new playcaller Tom Clements can make a difference. Kick off is 8:25 p.m on NBC. Let’s watch. I’ll type things. Some of them might even be jokes.