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16. Kansas City Chiefs – (2-1) I don’t know how much respect I’m giving the Chiefs here after a pretty dominating win over the Jets. If they’re able to go into Heinz Field and do it to the Steelers, I’ll definitely reevaluate their position in the rankings. Last week: 13
17. Oakland Raiders – (2-1) Is it going to be like this every week, Raiders? I know you want to move to Las Vegas, but you don’t have to give all your Oakland fans coronaries to do it. Last week: 17
18. New York Jets – (1-2) There’s ugly, Jets, but what you did last week was Chris Christie bending over in a beach towel hideous. Your season might be on the line against Seattle Sunday. Last week: 16
19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – (1-2) That’s two in a row, Tampa Bay. One more and it’s just who you are. With the Broncos coming to town, does anyone expect this to get better? Let me be the first one to welcome Dirk Koetter to the Dead Coaches Walking list. Last week: 18
20. Washington Redskins – (1-2) What’s insane is that after the Redskins beat the Cleveland Browns this week, everyone will jump right back onboard the bandwagon like it’s not missing three wheels and being pulled by a carp. Last week: 20
21. Indianapolis Colts – (1-2) Chuck Pagano finally escapes with a close win just in time for the Jacksonville Jaguars offense to show up on the schedule. If Gus Bradley wasn’t on that other sideline, it might matter. Last week: 21
22. Buffalo Bills – (1-2) Congratulations. You beat an overrated Cardinals team to death at home with Carson Palmer Carson Palmering all over the field. Awesome. Everything is fixed now, right Rex? Last week: 22
23. Miami Dolphins – (1-2) You nearly blew it against the Browns, Dolphins. You needed an epic comeback against a team with a rookie starting his first game and you would have still lost if not for a missed field goal at the final whistle. Adam Gase, I know this is your first year, but there needs to be some improvement to keep it from being your last. Last week: 29
24. Detroit Lions – (1-2) Two straight losses for a Jim Caldwell-coached team? Who could have predicted that? … other than people who know anything about the sport of football. Last week: 24
25. San Francisco 49ers – (1-2) After stating that Blaine Gabbert beat out Colin Kaepernick in the preseason, now head coach Chip Kelly has changed his tune. He says that Kaepernick isn’t healthy enough to start. As far as quarterback controversies go, this is like when the Three Stooges replaced Joe Besser with Joe DeRita. And if you have to Google who those guys are, that’s the point. Last week: 25
26. New Orleans Saints – (0-3) If the Saints just didn’t play defense at all, just stayed on the sideline while the other team took the field, would it really make that much a difference? Last week: 23
27. San Diego Chargers – (1-2) Speaking of defense, if you can’t play any Sunday, San Diego, you could end up on New Olreans’ end-of-season NFL Films 30-minute highlight show. Last week: 27
28. Tennessee Titans – (1-2) Every week I like to congratulations Titans head coach Mike Mularky on a milestone. Last Sunday was his 60th overall game as an NFL head coach and his 41st coaching loss. So huzzah!. Last week: 28
29. Houston Texans – (2-1) Last week I said last Thursday’s game would define who this Texans team was. All I can say is, yep, that sounds about right. Last week: 10
30. Chicago Bears – (0-3) Jay Cutler is still out and thanks to all the big guaranteed money exiting his contract after this season, may never be back in. More Brian Hoyer? Why the hell not? Last week: 30
31. Jacksonville Jaguars – (0-3) Gus Bradley, you are making my Mike McCoy prediction so easy I need to send you something good in celebration once you get canned. I got this good Ruby Tuesday’s coupon in the mail today… eight bucks off. It’s yours, pal. Last week: 31
32. Cleveland Browns – (0-3) Cody Kessler was fantastic, but the Browns still found a way to be the Browns, missing the game-winning field goal at the gun in regulation. Last week: 32
