Hey, I’m not going to sit here and write this like I have any idea who this “Future” guy is. Looking at him, he might be a rapper or a singer or an assassin transported to our time from an post-apocalyptic alternative timeline, sent back to to prevent SkyNet from unleashing zombie dinosaurs shark hybrids. I don’t know.
What I do know is that he’s pissed off at Russell Wilson for pushing his kid in a stroller. Future evidently has a kid with Ciara, who I also could not successfully identify out of a police line up. Wilson and Ciara went out on the town a few days ago and were photographed pushing the kid, who I’m going to guess is named something like “Eternity” or “Preordained” or “Kismet” or “Scooter.”
https://twitter.com/womenlifeissues/status/602938514754306048
Anyway, Wilson is pushing Scooter around in the photo that no one on earth should be offended by. At least no one from this time period.
“Of course I wouldn’t want someone pushing my son,” Future said through his futuristic voice amplification system. “Like that’s the No. 1 rule. If I was a kid and my momma had a dude pushing me, I would have jumped out the stroller and slapped the s–t out of her. You don’t do that in our community.”
https://youtu.be/FSemhH4zgkE?t=1m59s
You don’t? Man, this apocalyptic future we’re heading to sounds awful. I hope Future is able to fulfill his mission and save us from it.
This isn’t the first time Wilson has been in the news over the last few weeks from something Ciara related. During a question and answer session at The Rock Church in San Diego and how God told him not have sex with Ciara before marriage.
This was shortly after God told Wilson he was “using him” and wanted to see how he would “respond” right after he tossed the game-ending interception in last February’s Super Bowl.
Wilson has also went on record saying he hasn’t fully given up on baseball, which, more than anything else, should be evidence to get him thrown into the looney bin. In the meantime Wilson and the Seattle Seahawks are still negotiating a new contract, with no real progress being made. Wilson will probably still open the season on his rookie deal in spite of his team being the prohibitive Super Bowl favorite in the NFC.
