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Tom Brady Has Broken Jon Stewart’s Heart

Jon Stewart is devastated by the DeflateGate findings.

Thursday was a rough day for Thomas Edward Patrick Brady-Bundchen Jr. The DeflateGate probe and report was resonating throughout the country, with multiple publications and websites calling for his suspension and for proper accounting and apology. Even Keith Olbermann said things that I agreed with, which meant I spent most of last night crying in the shower.

But of all the people that Tom Brady hurt with his actions, none were more pained than The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart. Nobody wants to be told to meet Jon Stewart at Camera Three. Nobody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rm6jblP51w

“You’re a Patriot, Tom Brady,” Stewart said, battling back tears. “A team named after the country’s most cherished post-9/11 surveillance act. Let me just say this, from now on e as a country are going to be watching your balls like a hawk.”

And, because I like punishing myself, here’s Keith Olbermann’s thoughts on Brady and DeflateGate.

Written by Adam Greene

Adam Greene is a writer and photographer based out of East Tennessee. His work has appeared on Cracked.com, in USA Today, the Associated Press, the Chicago Cubs Vineline Magazine, AskMen.com and many other publications.

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